RvC War


 * camera pans to the sewers*

Cletus Rat: Been a long day........

Cletus Rat: Ill just eat some more cheese, perha-

* explosion*

Cletus Rat: That came from the border!

Cletus Rat: Otta get goin!

* cats are raiding the border, some chasing the king*

Powie_616: HEEEEEELP!!

Gordon Ratsey: Heh, i think while king was eatin cats, he got some cat nip on him.

Gordon Ratsey: Ironic, oh so ironic.

Cletus Rat: Shut up already.

Cletus Rat: Hey, whats that styrofoam head doing over there?

* it starts shaking violently, then disappears*

CatQUEEN_Missy: Youll never get us!!!

CatQUEEN_Missy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CatQUEEN_Missy: War I say! WAR I SAY!

Cletus Rat: Just gotta go get my gun, so have fun!

Gordon Ratsey: ARE YOU SH***ING ME?!

Powie_616: enthusiasm ti-

* earthworm sally comes up from the ground and takes powie’s crown*

Powie_616: darn it

Cletus Rat: Im back!

CatQUEEN_Missy: I have a weapon too, IDIOT!

Cletus Rat: What, your ego?

* CatQUEEN_Missy violently explodes*

Cletus Rat: Time to get the rest!

Cletus Rat: oi cats, i killed ur queen, now work for me!

Cats: okeh

Other cats: nah

* other cats leave*

other cats: i gess u win war now

Cletus Rat, Gordon Ratsey, and Powie_616: thank